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Hi, this site is all about Scientologists, REAL SCIENTOLOGISTS. This site is awesome. My name is Alan and I can't stop thinking about scientologists. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Scientologists are mammals.
2. Scientologists brainwash ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Scientologist is to flip out and convert weak minded people.
Weapons and utilities:
Celebrities _ __________Lawyers that sue TIME for writing about them
E-Meters
Testimonial:
Scientologists can convert anyone they want! Scientologists provide false answers ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this Scientologist who was giving a free stress test. And when some dude said that L.Ron Hubbard made up Scientology and the Scientologist brainwashed the whole town. My friend Mike said that he saw a Scientologist totally uppercut some kid just because the kid didn't want to pay to be hooked up to the e-meter and be audited for thetans.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that scientologists have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will totally not tell you about the evil lord Xenu!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Scientologists are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Scientologists are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start Auditing next year. I love scientologists with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about scientologists?
A: Scientologists are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they a not for profit religon, but on the other hand, scientologists will take everything you got in exchange for cleasing you of your Thetans.
Q: I heard that scientologists are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, scientologists can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do scientologists do when they're not brainwashing or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent defacing psychologists, but sometimes they brainwash. They also like to you free personality tests and audit you for Thetans(Ask Mike if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Mike showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.
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