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Meatwad is the cutest little thing on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on August 4th, 2007 if you don't help. I saved him several months ago. I found him Tore up in a back alley, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an large styrofoam cup. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing Meatwad back to health. Meatwad is a fighter, that's for sure.

Unfortunately, on August 4th, 2007, Meatwad will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Meatwad to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute wad of meat. I will then prepare Meatwad for a Birthday feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen under the recipe section.

I don’t want to eat Meatwad, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, Jebus as my witness, I will devour this little thing unless I get $450 for college books. Only you have the power to rescue Meatwad.

Here is the current status of donations for Meatwad, as of October 16th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!